The act of sticking your erect cock into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .
by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022
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by xcoxic December 10, 2021
Get the fruit basket (scream queers era)🧺🍓 mug.Screaming, but incoherently.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAeeerooogogogogoogogogoogogogAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHhoooooooeyeyeyeyeyeyAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGWAHAWA-WOOOOOGY-LOOOOOGIE-HOOOOOOO00000000000ga-BOOga-LOOOOOTAflAGGATHAGOOOMINSCHPEITZ" "Why are you engaging in such preposterous activities such as Incoherent Screaming, May I ask?" "AAAAAGOFRITOGAGAGA!"
by Ukalik February 2, 2024
Get the Incoherent Screaming mug.When you’re screaming and have a boner at the same time. Occurs when you’re looking at something surprising as well a sexy, or when you’re scared and have a boner at the same time
My mom walked in me watching porn and I had a screaming boner.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
I opened up the package and there was porn inside. I had a screaming boner after that.
by YoBoiAlex November 3, 2020
Get the Screaming Boner mug.Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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Get the scout's girly scream mug.A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.
It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009
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