Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.

Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus

by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021

Screaming foreman

The act of sticking your erect cock into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .

“I sure do a screaming foreman to set myself up right for the day” exclaimed Irwin

by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022

seagull screaming

When you trick your lady into a threesome by painting your Penis to look like a French Fry and hold it back from your her until she screams like a Seagull, attracting her female friends who as well want the French Fry.

Seagull Frenchfry

I refused to let my wife have my dick until she started Seagull Screaming, her friends were flocking to the bedroom

by Hubblegotchu November 30, 2019

Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.

" Why do I hear screaming? "

by VixenSynth_ February 19, 2023

The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.

"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."

by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024

screaming strayer

one who routinely goes to the other side to be banged in the poo hole, but who doesn't have the common courtesy to give a reach around.

Man, that guy's such a screaming strayer, he loves to take it, but he'll never return the favor.

by wrinkle neck September 28, 2008

screaming donut

When a male and female go bungee jumping and the male ejaculates into the females face and then punches her in the Vagina when they hit the bottom.

Oi mate I heard Jason and Denise went for a Screaming Donut

I hate it when I get Screaming donutted

by Chipdick69 March 12, 2017