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Sand Wedge Wiener 

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”

sand o vagina 

oh my i got sand o vaginaa

sand in my shoes 

Someone who can't help returning to travels, especially the beach.
I've been living back in my hometown for two years now after Peace Corps, I'm getting restless. What can I say, I've got sand in my shoes.

sand wrecker 

A redneck hoodlum that lives on the southern eastern shore of America in parts of states like Maryland, North carolina, South carolina, New Jersey, Georgia, east/west florida , and the southern shores of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas. You can find these people where low top vans and nike sliders singing old songs nobody cares about while doing stupid and crazy shit.
sand wrecker by Rad Roach September 7, 2019

Sand Banana 

A slang term for an Arabs Schlong
His wife had had enough and told him to take his sand banana elsewhere.
Sand Banana by RichardFace February 4, 2020