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Skulski Syndrome

An extremely serious syndrome often accompanied with severe calf pain, occasionally requiring a walking boot. This syndrome usually lasts up to 1 week. To combat Skulski syndrome, calf stretching and banded calf exercises are used to strengthen and improve mobility within the calf.
“He’s in a boot. He’s got a bad case of Skulski Syndrome.”
by anonymous October 8, 2022
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SocialNetwork Syndrome

To labor under the illusion that information you post on Facebook actually holds significant meaning to your virtual friends.
First guy; "How do you spell Bacon?"

Second guy; "Dude, Are you seriously updating your Facebook status again? You have mental issues. You may suffer from SocialNetwork Syndrome Man and no one gives a shit about what you ate for breakfast."
by SoCalAndy January 9, 2012
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School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.
Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!
by mr suicide man September 29, 2020
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Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.
Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."
by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020
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wlk syndrome

when someone is either seen as really leng or low key mid by others and there is no in between
i think evan peters is so leng but my friend says he’s mid. he deffo has wlk syndrome
by dumbbitchgal May 10, 2022
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GM Syndrome

An affliction that takes hold when a company (usually automotive) becomes too large and believes that they are too big to fail or lose customer base. Goes hand-in-hand with a bloated sense of self-worth, an out-of-touch management and disregard of serious problems and/or customer input.

Stems from the early 1970s when General Motors lost touch with the American consumer. In the belief they could not fall from grace, they continued to produce large, gas-guzzling cars that people didn't want. This allowed Japanese companies like Honda and Toyota to come in and grab a large share of the Baby Boomers.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Toyota is now suffering from the GM Syndrome."

Person 2: "That's a shame. They used to make such great cars."
by westsidesuburbanite February 4, 2010
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Instaleg syndrome

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.
Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!
by Dr Gasman May 13, 2016
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