applying postage stamps

Exactly what you think it is: masturbation.

WAIT NO! I WAS LITERALLY APPLYING POSTAGE STAMPS!

by notjamin November 23, 2010

Douche Stamp

A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.

Do you have some make-up for my douche stamp?

by Babardouchebaginator June 10, 2010

penny stamp

A hobo, tramp, etc

Look at those penny stamps tapping people up for money near the cash machines.

by francisrossi June 6, 2010

dee-stamp

Large hickeys with bite marks around them.

DAAAAAAMN!!! That's a huge dee-stamp.

Did you see that giant dee-stamp on Holly's boyfriend?

by Deanna548 November 4, 2008

Trout Stamps

Alternative name for toilet paper

Needing to drop some toilet trout in the shitter but wanting to do it legally, Brenda bought a roll of Trout Stamps to avoid getting fined by the Department of Natural Resources.

by Gerald Busey December 9, 2008

J Stamp

Judging someone.

I am not telling him about that because he's just going to put the J stamp on it.

by speakout09 December 19, 2008

coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.

dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!

by singleton October 13, 2008