shrek

a god

shrek is a od

by cowabuna October 27, 2020

Shrek

God and donky is jesus

Bob: why is donky Jesus and not one of shrek's kids

Billy: we dont talk about that

by Shrek is god October 30, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...

Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?

Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!

by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019

Shrek

A really sexy man

"Bro Shrek is packin 15 inches!"
"I know right, He's so sexy and hot!

by Trump2020_4moreyears November 18, 2020

Shrek

The hottest man alive

Person : hey guess who my crush is
Other person: obviously shrek cause he the sexiest man to exist

by Stuckinthesink January 27, 2021

Shrek

SHREK is a sexy beast prove me wrong

Person1:What are you watching?
Person2:SHREK
Person1:Cool. I love shrek
Person2:Not as much as me though, I think about him every night

by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020

Shrek

1. A green oger who wants to be left alone in his swamp and has a donkey sidekick.

2. The lord of all memes

All hall the All Mighty Shrek Lord of the Memes.

Shrek says "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"

by MemeMan15 December 15, 2020