Rodeo Whale fuck

When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...

Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.

20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.

" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "

" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "

" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "

" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "

by Skinnydick69treway March 7, 2021

The Alabama Rodeo

The Alabama Rodeo is when during sexual intercourse, you have your children watch and make bets on who will finish first. The children can also be used as help (i.e. if a towel is needed, they will fetch it. if the air conditioning needs adjusted, they will adjust it. if the condom breaks, they will always have a new one ready to grab).

My wife and I were certainly pleased with the Alabama Rodeo last night! The kids were so helpful! They even folded our clothes once we tossed them on the ground! BTW Macy (my little girl) won the bet.

by definitiondaryus May 7, 2019

Rodamaty

He is known for being currently one of the best Fan Artists who know how to perfectly imitate the style of fenyo_n and the Artworks inspired by the smartphones video game called "Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle".

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by Trevor12Roa July 19, 2021

Pickle Rodeo

Very secret, little know BDSM ritual. Not much is known about it, as participants seem to be very secretive, but it seems only kosher dills (referred to as dilldos) are used.

"She was dehydrated and needed a fresh water douche after all the time riding in the Pickle Rodeo"

by Picklefreak February 3, 2007

Tampa Rodeo

Covering a condom with icy hot and then fucking a girl in her ass and vagina - see how long you can hold on before getting bucked off.

We got shit-faced drunk and did the tampa rodeo to some party slut.

by Ouloph October 18, 2008

Riding the rodeo bull

It's a radical doggy style. The principle is the same, but requires a long hair dame. You ride her and when she's really close scream you got AIDS! She'll be kicking and jumping just like a rodeo bull.

She: Ho, baby i'm cumming!!!!!Ho my god...
You: sorry babe...i got AIDS!
She: you fu**ing bastard, get out...let me go...(Kicks and Jumps...)
you: yeah! i'm Riding the rodeo bull !!!

by Majestade February 15, 2008

Tallahassee Roundup/Rodeo

The act of two nude male, one of which is in a sitting position on top of the others shoulders, who run around for as long as they can before being stopped. This is a "Tallahassee Roundup". After 2 minutes of the aforementioned action, they now have the entered the "Tallahassee Rodeo" stage and continue to run until fatigue ensues or they are stopped.

Jared and Tim stripped down and Tim climbed atop Jared's shoulders getting ready to perform a Tallahassee Roundup/Rodeo. Jared then proceeded to run as fast as he can, while Tim times them to see if they can make it past 2 minutes.

by heehoo April 13, 2011