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robert half

That guy's a total robert half. Don't let the robert half's of the world bring you down.
by NotActuallyBatman January 17, 2019
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Robert Arrak

Robert arrak lööb täna õhtul taas skoori.
by LaserImouto January 4, 2023
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Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."
Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"
by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019
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Roberts' Law

The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.
My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.
by MagicPotato January 17, 2017
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Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.
God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!
by Wspycrs July 17, 2018
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Robert Deason

A teacher who works at TPAA who's last year at the school was the 2021-22 school year.
He was a STEM/IED teacher who primarily worked with the 9th grade.
Said by many to be a complex teacher.

Gives assignments pretty much every single day. And can be very strict when it comes to wearing hats, hoods, beanies, etc, also HATES talking.
Loves Chili, Dartmouth, CAD, Rocks, etc.
Student 1 and 2: "chit chat chit chat"
Class: *goes silent except the students talking while Deason stares them down*
Robert Deason: STOP TALKING!
Student 1 and 2: JESUS!
Student 3: whispers "That's Deason for ya!"
by Cincinnatiheaven February 20, 2022
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Ms Roberts

A fat and annoying lang and lit teacher. She is hated by all of her students as she is a fat prick with a bad temper. she pretends to have injuries every class.
by 69Fatpig69Fatpig69 May 12, 2019
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