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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppolikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqazmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

When you are bored so you decide to go from q to m on the keyboard then go up and down till you get to p. Start going backwards "polikujm" till you get back to "edcwsxqaz" then start going from m to q.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppolikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqazmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppolikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa 

why are you this bored. this somehow expands on the infamous qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, by adding the qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp part yet backwards.
Person #1: Dude I'm so bored I think I'm going to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppolikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa.
Person #2: Why? You already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp what are you adding?
Person #1: Why I'm adding qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp part yet backwards.
Person #2: ok retard

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You must be extremely bored. You typed in qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm not once, not twice, but thrice. Hope you are happy with yourself.
Person: Holy shit, this is so fucking boring. qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm is used alot, and twice is used alot too. Maybe....
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq 

im bored ur bored qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgvfrcdexswzaqzxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuioppoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz 

There is no more stages of boredom beyond this one. The one before this one is qwertyuioopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
I think I will type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgvfrcdexswzaqzxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuioppoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz because I am super bored and I have no more things to do

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The true pinnacle of boredom, you’ve written every keyboard pattern and backwards and connected them together. You didn’t get here without wanting to neck yourself. I’m proud of you.
1: Dude I’m so bored...
2: Have you typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolpplokmnjiuhbvgytfcxdreszawq yet?
1: No wtf?!
2: Yeah you aren’t that bored.