Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017

The Purple Party

A political party in between liberal and republican (red+blue=purple) where everyone minds their damn business. Human rights are heavily prioritized among the members.

Period I’m part of the purple party.

by PurplePartyFounder July 1, 2022

purple pounding

The art of nailing a woman in the ass and turning her balloon knot purple

I gave her ass a real good purple pounding, with a donkey punch as the finish.

by Jimmy Thunder77 March 31, 2009

purple manatee

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

by mrpacman December 12, 2012

Sexy Purple

A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.

Damn, did you see that Teddy Bear, it's a sexy purple.

by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015

Purple package

When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.

"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."

by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021

Purple kane

When your dick turns purple from punching it

My purple kane is killing me

by Dr wankinyoureye May 29, 2021