Lil pony bitch

When someone is being a major pussy and too afraid to do anything

Rob quit being a lil pony bitch and go ask that shorty out you been sweating on.

by Boris and natasha August 21, 2016

pony pecker in a jockstrap

a hotdog

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish

by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016

Pony Punching Bag

In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.

“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”

by PPBEnjoyer December 15, 2021

pwned like a pony

The ultimate disgrace to another person

Dude you got pwned like a pony in cs last night.

by xiphias March 2, 2005

One Horse Pony

A misstated version of "one trick pony," used when you gamble with a brain fart and lipshit yourself.

Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.

by Daniel Favor December 23, 2020

Ride the Boney Pony

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.

My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

PONIES MY ASS

When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies

Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES

Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT

Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by bigbootybitches655 September 14, 2020