Probepeople

Rumored 3 time abductee that alien hunters want to dissect but just won’t die. Featured in a few episodes of SNL involving alien abduction but completely unaware of it.

Those probepeople just won’t die! I want to look inside that thing so bad!

by Phoeneticabyss August 21, 2023

Probie

A Probie "Pro-Bee" is the definition of a woman that likes to peg on first dates.

Caitlyn was known to be abit of a Probie with her new dates

by LeBubblesDePoon August 22, 2023

probestatuite

Someone who likes it in the booty and wants it good.

"Hey have you heard of Zacks new fantasy, being a probestatuite."

by Hex6finger August 23, 2023

Proteen

Combining "pro" (forward) with "teen," suggesting moving forward from the teenage years but not quite fully in the young adult phase. This applies to 18 and 19 year olds.

Alex: "I’m not sure what to call my younger sister these days. She’s 18, so she’s technically still a teenager, but she’s also taking on a lot more adult responsibilities."

Jordan: "Yeah, I get that. My brother is 19 and in the same boat. I've started calling him a 'proteen.'"

Alex: "Proteen? I haven’t heard that one before. What does it mean?"

Jordan: "It’s a mix of 'pro' and 'teen,' like they're moving forward from being teenagers but aren’t fully young adults yet. It’s similar to how we use 'preteen' for kids who are almost teenagers."

by TheFederalBureaucracyIsAfterMe July 28, 2024

Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.

A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023

problem

1. Taylor Swift (she says it)
im a swiftie so i like her even if shes the problem

2. me
im the worst problem ever
i do whatever the hell i want, no cap
u cant stop me evr

person: omg its Mi$ha, shes such a problem
my boyfriend: yes she is, shes a bad bitch

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Problemista

Someone who either creates or seeks problems and/or someone who creates art from problems.

Angelo is such a problemista

by midnightrain December 6, 2023