funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

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Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

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A sex position commonly found in orgies in which 3 people perform the eiffel tower position and the rest of the participants play limbo under the middle of the eiffel formation. This position was dubbed the Amy Position due to the shape of the eiffel tower resembling the letter A for Amy. The Amy Position can also be used in other sex positions found in orgies such as the Sienna Position.

"Hey Sienna want to join us in doing the Amy Position that we're going to do in the orgy this Saturday?"
"Darn tooting Amy, i'd love to"

by fnv2010 February 13, 2025

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Positive gangster

A businessman who smiles and brings people up and keeps it 100 and doesn't lie unless it's a Noble lie.

Man that guy is really a positive gangster

by R2O September 23, 2022

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whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl

Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town

by Cytoki May 15, 2016

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vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 14, 2025

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