Chief Chief Officer

Used when a persons job title is bullshit. For example in certain corporations everyone seem to be directors of something, in other words they are Directors of Nothing or Chief Chief Officers.
“Hello, I am the Director of Direct Marketing.”
“Hello, Yes I am also a Director of Direct Marketing but for Sustainable Solutions.”

Temps watching from afar: “God they are such Chief Chief Officers.”
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Deputy officer kyle

The chief of all kyle activities, in charge of confirming who is kyle, and who is island boys.

Often spotted within a large squad of kyles, and is the true decision maker of awarding positions and kyle points throughout the kyle franchise.

Consistently nelks off of 7$ wine, never takes a night off.

"Officer kyle reporting a point update, for william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau, point count now at -15. Point deduction of -15 points was added to sir william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau's points. BEEEEEP"
Deputy officer kyle has entered the flip cup game while putting his dark horse wine in his cup.
by TheHolyForgeard February 06, 2022
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Revenue collection officer

The difference between a police officer and an asshole who was bullied throw out school so they have to take it out on society.
Look at that {revenue collection officer} hiding way back there with no lights on. The work he does gets the real offenders. Why arrest drug dealers and rapist when you can ticket Someone whose simply driving a faster louder better car.
by The real true story June 30, 2017
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Penguins Run the Office

"Penguins Run the Office" is a term coming from a song seen in OK Play, a mobile application for children. The scene within which this term originates from features the player's character moving around the office that is run by penguins.
(Singer): "We run the office, penguins run the office"
(Normal person): "Please shut up"
by Cookieboy 2005 March 04, 2022
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office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.
Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
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Pack his office

How was your night ? it was long he let me pack his office
by garant247 January 14, 2018
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