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Chief Head Officer

A woman (or more rarely a man) who finds him or herself near the top of the corporate ladder for no other reason than aptitude for performing and willingness to perform sexual favors.
Damn, that girl got the history department award, and is somehow president of the club the history teacher sponsors? She’ll make a fine Chief Head Officer someday.
by justlikemydearpapa July 28, 2021
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Deputy officer kyle

The chief of all kyle activities, in charge of confirming who is kyle, and who is island boys.

Often spotted within a large squad of kyles, and is the true decision maker of awarding positions and kyle points throughout the kyle franchise.

Consistently nelks off of 7$ wine, never takes a night off.

"Officer kyle reporting a point update, for william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau, point count now at -15. Point deduction of -15 points was added to sir william billiam rochester rochie rocheleau's points. BEEEEEP"
Deputy officer kyle has entered the flip cup game while putting his dark horse wine in his cup.
by TheHolyForgeard February 6, 2022
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Chief Chief Officer

Used when a persons job title is bullshit. For example in certain corporations everyone seem to be directors of something, in other words they are Directors of Nothing or Chief Chief Officers.
“Hello, I am the Director of Direct Marketing.”
“Hello, Yes I am also a Director of Direct Marketing but for Sustainable Solutions.”

Temps watching from afar: “God they are such Chief Chief Officers.”
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Ellenville Office Stool

When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.
Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.
by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022
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Office-drone Speedball

Similar in concept to the Speedball drug cocktail, except using only legal drugs, in this case the depressant qualities of alcohol and stimulant effects of caffeine in place of heroin and cocaine.

This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.
Friend: How are you able to keep working on that paper? You're wasted!

Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!
by Mike What January 25, 2020
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Revenue collection officer

The difference between a police officer and an asshole who was bullied throw out school so they have to take it out on society.
Look at that {revenue collection officer} hiding way back there with no lights on. The work he does gets the real offenders. Why arrest drug dealers and rapist when you can ticket Someone whose simply driving a faster louder better car.
by The real true story June 30, 2017
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the office of the former president

On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.
Never before was there an office of the president elect, or the office of the former president, guess Trump just likes building new things :)
by BDHN January 26, 2021
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