Ellenville Office Stool

When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

Chief Chief Officer

Used when a persons job title is bullshit. For example in certain corporations everyone seem to be directors of something, in other words they are Directors of Nothing or Chief Chief Officers.

“Hello, I am the Director of Direct Marketing.”
“Hello, Yes I am also a Director of Direct Marketing but for Sustainable Solutions.”

Temps watching from afar: “God they are such Chief Chief Officers.”

by Not a Chief Chief Officer May 19, 2023

Pack his office

Fuck a dude in the butt

How was your night ? it was long he let me pack his office

by garant247 January 14, 2018

office pitching wedge

this is the guy that only makes the call, the play, the decision when the answer is so near, so close, so obvious ... you can practically see the answer, writings on the wall.

Jackson: Really, are you sure you want to go with it now that even the mail boy can make the decision, you're such the office pitching wedge.
Murphy : Right on brother, right on.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009

Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer

by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022

Office temperature gauge

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra

I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!

by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021

Penguins Run the Office

"Penguins Run the Office" is a term coming from a song seen in OK Play, a mobile application for children. The scene within which this term originates from features the player's character moving around the office that is run by penguins.

(Singer): "We run the office, penguins run the office"
(Normal person): "Please shut up"

by Cookieboy 2005 March 4, 2022