cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

by xmovox October 26, 2009

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

by DutchScum May 28, 2010

cock shnogler

N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.

Do you know Laurie the cock shnogler? She sucks a mean dick!

by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006

cock-panther

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.

..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....

by robby redhead August 27, 2007

skunk cock

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.

i was jammin it up dis chicks ass yesterday and i pulled out after i realized im gettin skunk cock.

by m-j-dub October 25, 2007

grapple cock

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)

Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.

by daub. April 7, 2008

cock raisin

A cock so shriveled that it looks like a raisin. The male opposite of a twat waffle.

That pool must be dirty cold! Check out that ninja and his cock raisin!

by twaffle in vegas January 26, 2009