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i'm not gay urinal

The one urinal space 2 guys leave between them while pissing.
"I always leave an I'm not gay urinal when I use a public bathroom."
by Jon345639876347593409 February 17, 2007
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not here for that

A phrase indicating displeasure and/or disappointment over something.

The phrase was popularized by Naomi Campbell who stated it in an interview.
Person 1: "Did you see those nude photos of Madonna that leaked?"
Person 2: "I am not here for that."

Person 3: "Did you see that despite negative reviews, Lady Gaga is going to release 'Marry the Night' as a single?"
Person 4: "I am not here for that."
by drinkmytearsandcry February 21, 2012
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pimpin' not simpin'

Being emotionally unavailable and preventing yourself from catching feelings. Not getting hurt by these hoes, instead having control and pulling these hoes.
Man after Emily broke my heart imma start pimpin' not simpin' for these hoes.
by coochiepower19 August 21, 2020
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Not joke

"Not-jokes" were made popular long before the Borat movie, namely in the movie "Wayne's World" from 1992.
Filled with pop culture references, the sketches and film started catchphrases such as "Schwing!" and "Schyea", as well as popularizing "That's what she said", "Party on!" and the use of "...Not!" after apparently affirmative sentences in order to state the contrary (as used by the metal band Anthrax in the late 1980s and early 1990s). This form of joke became known as "not joke".
by LeRouxToto May 26, 2010
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not here for a haircut

To express that one is there for a generally understood reason. Should not be used in hair salons
(sit. in a pub)
Lukas: Hey man do you want another beer?
Peter: Not here for a haircut mate
by repeter84 August 23, 2008
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Homo-not

An individual who is not homosexual in anyway; they are completely heterosexual with no personal homosexual tendencies, desire, affiliation or history at all. They are different from homophobes in that they are not insecure, they do not condemn or have distain for homosexuals; rather they are personally free of any homosexually whatsoever.

There are few homo-nots in the world, it is estimated that of the 6 billion people on earth, less than a 100 people hold this prestigious and coveted title. Homo-nots are highly regarded and respected; loved by women, envied by men.
Two friends are on a bus when a friend and another man, who is a Homo-not walks in. Jennifer: "Trina did you see the way that guy was looking at jack? he might be gay"
Trina: "Him? no way, he's not gay at all, he's actually a Homo-not"
by Ziba January 15, 2009
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Not sure if

A popular meme, often tagged using the squinty eyed pic of Futurama Fry. Used to check if something really is x or not, in a humorously stupid way.
Not sure if trolling
Or just stupid.

Not sure if wet
Or just period.
by Ceastra July 30, 2011
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