Epic Fail

when everything you do seems to suck and/or fail miserably. more over, every attempt you make at everything ends up in horrendous disaster or blowing up in your face.

asking your gifted teacher to proofread love letters to other men asking to court them.

WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!

by LOLPWNTZ April 15, 2008

epic pwn

when someone's asshole gets royally ravaged in extreme hilarity.

bitch, u just got epic pwned in the asshole

by queefster69 August 08, 2008

epic fail

when victory is close and near at hand, and then complete failure results

An example of epic fail would be: Failing on the last note on Through the Fire and Flames on Expert on Guitar Hero 3.

by Colton King May 02, 2008

Epic Zoomer

An epic is a teenager who plays Minecraft, snacks on gushers, watches pewdiepie, and other cool shit. Zoomers are superior because they are smarter than all other generations. They most likely have tiktok and are with the trends. They binge watch all of Jacksepticeye’s videos and eat Mac and cheese while doing so. Epic zoomers are the future of the world.

Old lady: now, what is this Minecraft?

Epic zoomer: back off bitch!

by Hohnrv November 12, 2019

epic watertouch

he act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

It's like a worm crawling out from an apple, if the worm can hit the ground before exiting the apple it's called an Epic watertouch.

by Jordan quist September 18, 2013

Epic Viber

A person who has 50+ cracked games on steam and is high 95% of the time you talk to him and also cat fishes people on twitter.com

I hate him, he's such a Epic Viber

by Emexure December 11, 2022

Epic lose

To lose on a scale so impressive that the term lose itself feels defeated

Person A - man my day was horrible I was late to school/
work got there only to find that I forgot to get dressed. I walked home and was attacked by raccoons and then I was shot 3 time went to the hospital had a near death experience but I met satin instead of god left the hospital went home got a txt tht my girlfriend broke up with me through my friend and the. I went to watch tv but the power was out.

Person B: epic lose

by Holyheckyesmann December 31, 2011