Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.
by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023
Get the Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum mug.When an individual initially gives their assent, only to realize—upon subsequent inquiry—that the commitments already inscribed in their schedule render further engagement untenable.
Jan: Might you, by any chance, be so gracious as to escort the Honorable Senator Korn to the stadium on Friday evening?
Niklas: Alas, I must beg your pardon. Monday evening is irrevocably devoted to CrossFit; Tuesday and Wednesday find me engaged in a scientific conference of considerable importance in Meppen. Thursday is reserved for pole dancing in the distinguished company of my CrossFit peers, and on Friday I have resolved—after careful deliberation—to remain in Hamburg instead.
Jan: Are you, once again, performing what is commonly known as “doing the Niklas”?
Niklas: Alas, I must beg your pardon. Monday evening is irrevocably devoted to CrossFit; Tuesday and Wednesday find me engaged in a scientific conference of considerable importance in Meppen. Thursday is reserved for pole dancing in the distinguished company of my CrossFit peers, and on Friday I have resolved—after careful deliberation—to remain in Hamburg instead.
Jan: Are you, once again, performing what is commonly known as “doing the Niklas”?
by Mamos1899 December 14, 2025
Get the doing the Niklas mug.The meaning of Petar's "I love you" to his girlfriend Nikolina I love you and will love you for as long as you don't betray my trust in you.
That means forever like ever even do she's dumb sometimes even do she doubts her self even if she sad some times depressed messy what ever she can think of reason for him to leave her he will not cuz her boyfriend aka Petar loves her until the end of time
That means forever like ever even do she's dumb sometimes even do she doubts her self even if she sad some times depressed messy what ever she can think of reason for him to leave her he will not cuz her boyfriend aka Petar loves her until the end of time
The meaning of Petar's I love you to Nikolina
Nikolina: I'm sad I feel alone
Petar: I love you you dumbass ass I will always be here
Nikolina: I'm sad I feel alone
Petar: I love you you dumbass ass I will always be here
by Pecy February 27, 2022
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