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Ohian Monke

The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.
broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying
by Darkbo i May 4, 2023
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Monke

Made by Jeremiah Nyeswah on accident means anything
“Wsp Monke” “i hate MONKES so much
“Monke butt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”
by Monkemanstan March 4, 2023
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Monke

The rulers of the universe and they are all beat friends with allah
Guy1: hey monke is so cool
Guy2: yes they rule the universe
by TheBurbintor June 23, 2021
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monke

giga monke (monke)
i am monke. i want be ancient monke. i wish i ancient monke. i love monke.
by MONKE >:-) October 16, 2023
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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife named Amber Monk!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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emil monk

A guy that loves snake tattos and plays a badass, they often end up in jail.
Emil Monk sucks his cellmates every night
by Fætter BR. July 25, 2016
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monk-like existence

The life of a bachelor, possibly a "confirmed bachelor." Living a life with no intent of marriage or family.
"I shall continue the monk-like existence that has characterised my life hitherto."
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