beep to beep means you are ready to meet

what I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you a "Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Meet the mets

Modern slang for taking a gigantic dump , as the team is sometimes regarded poorly .

Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets

*Points to bathroom*
What?

They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd see em here

by Entelechy July 23, 2025

National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day

Hit up your gay best friend and take them out to eat on August 9th

It's National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day, let's go eat!

by KittyFunny August 4, 2025

Meet the urban dictionary

You can visit the website at anytime you want and you can have a conversation on it.

Meet the urban dictionary. UD Oh hello nice to meet you what’s your name. My name is Miles Idres Guthrie Jules Gauguier.

by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025

1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.

Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.

I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025