Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

jessie mars

Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches

Jessiemars is the gay best friend of the group that is delusional.
Jessie mars means gay whiteboy

by Real akinator June 6, 2023

Mars

1. A fag

2. Kenma stan

"Ayo is that mars?"

"Yeah they're a fag"

by Marshater111 May 29, 2021

Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Mar-A-Lago Face

The face of a woman who has been "enhanced" through plastic surgery, most notably to increase their lips and cheeks to cartoonish proportions, often accompanied with Botox.

Lauren Sanchez sure looks different since she got with Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, she's one procedure away from Mar-A-Lago face.

What the hell happened to Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Since getting with Don Jr., she's had some work done and now has Mar-A-Lago face.

by anonymous October 17, 2025

S-Mar

A bay area wimp that lives in Richmond. Famously known for being a whiny cunt. He is a sissy.
He is also a member of the East El Sobrante Riders.

Hey I say S-Mar on Amador yesterday; he and his east side riders click were sucking each others dicks.

by the_corrector March 2, 2022

Mars

The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.

year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!

by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021