mama's pudding

a huge, stinky, dirty, infected, scum covered, chafing, bloody, poo-smoothie

Ey yo mayn, you eva get a case of da mama's pudding? Maynnnnnn, that shit is crazzzzzz-ee!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 12, 2009

Wolf Mama

It's a mom who is a fearless brave leader ,rules the house hold what she says goes and the husband cowards down and does everything he is told an she basically has the balls of the family and when is comes down to her kid she will do what ever she has to to defend and protect her baby and anyone who harms her kids will be ripped. Apart

Man1: Hey u want to came with us to the bar to night

Man 2: I Can't Hunter will kill me she hates bars

Man:1 oh yeah that's right u married a Wolf Mama

by Howling wolf July 28, 2016

Dali Mama

Dali Mama is sarcastic name to call your mom when she acts like she sacrifices EVERYTHING just for you, you ungrateful child!

When Brad didn't finish all his green beans, his mother went into her all-too-rehearsed speech of her many sacrifices for him. Brad finally yells back, "what are you, the Dali Mama or something? no one else sacrifices for their kids!"

by nanasaurus January 13, 2019

pulled a mama

to tell a lame joke as a mother would. usually including a stupid pun.

"i dont need to watch passion of the christ, i've read the book."

" dude you totally pulled a mama!!"

by hahamama! December 20, 2009

yo mama

roasting your mom

yo mama is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood, he got type 2 diabetes

by asdfg' January 25, 2018

joe mama

it's joe mama

kid: do you know joe "other kid: joe who "kid: joe mama "other kid: "fucking dies"

by awesomedoirto1 November 14, 2019

Mama Crush

A crush on a younger boy that carries with it a maternal instinct

She has such a mama crush on that boy, she always brings him cookies and checks his homework!

by skichick February 17, 2009