Jobster Lobster

A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.

Person 1: “You can’t do that!”
Person 2: “Stop being such a jobster lobster.”

by Sus! July 9, 2021

Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.

“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Lobster Rangoon

A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would

"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"

by claw-bster December 23, 2022

Walking the lobster

1) To take a risk.
2) To cross the line.

1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?
Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.

by Gabe Feltenstoner October 4, 2011

Lobster Legion

The army of lobster fanatics that make their home in a Discord server. Led by the Lobster Lady, moderated by Centurions and the Legionnaires making up the members.
Join us. Join us. Join us. Become a Legionnaire today, and fight for our marine cause.

Lobster Lady: Welcome to the Lobster Legion, new Legionnaire!
Legionnaire: Thank you, I will now become a lobster.

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

Lobster

An actual piece of shit with the only upside of tasting good

Shit friend: do u like lobsters
Cool guy: no wtf lobsters are shit. Crab supremacy.

by Just A Microwave April 23, 2021

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023