National E-kitten day

On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.

And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.

by ldmd October 3, 2023

Kitten

An adorable rape doll that you just can't resist.

Alex: Look at my kitten!!
Cody: What kitte- holy shiznet, that rape doll is cute!
*Steals it and rapes it*

by xx0numb0xx August 11, 2010

Kittensaurusrex

A rather large half fluffy half scaly evil being that plans to eat people and take over the universe.
It also likes to sex up small children, don't ask why it just does.

"Dude do you see that kid getting raped by the kittensaurusrex"-MaT
"Yeah and he's eating some dude too"-Zane
"Has anyone seen my child... OH MY GOD IT'S A KITTENSAURUSREX RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!!"-Judy
"What the fuck did Zane slip in my drink?"-Sav

by TMJ_Kitten_Eater August 4, 2009

Kitten-caboodle

Started in the late to mid 1990s

A pet name given to a beautiful girl whom you will always love more then all the stars in the universe.

RoseAnn, I love you so much... you will always be my “kitten-caboodle”!

by Jbluvsrd71595 September 2, 2018

Punching kitten

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

by Havoc79 June 10, 2008

Kitten Grenade

Kittens so cute its like a grenade explosion of cuteness. Usually talking about ones that are found in the pet store. Not the strays but the strays can also be part of a Kitten Grenade.

Those kittens werwe so cute I thought there was a kitten Grenade!

by TCx73 November 25, 2010

Kittentits

A pet name. Combination of calling someone a kitten (cute and nice) and politely commenting on their bosom. When you want to compliment a sugar tits who is nice and cute as well.

How's it going kittentits?" "Aww, you're so sweet

by Chakrahn June 24, 2011