Kelly, the name of someone who is a giant douche. Commonly referred to as a: nerd, loser, loner, asshole, lil' bitch, cunt, et cetera et cetera. Can sometimes be a nice person but they are so insecure and have so much shit in their head that they take it out on other people.
Person: And that's when I knew that Janet was the one for me.
Kelly: But why? Janet is a lil' slut who sleeps with everyone.
Person: stfu kys.
Kelly: But why? Janet is a lil' slut who sleeps with everyone.
Person: stfu kys.
by endlesskelly July 9, 2016
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Sum1 random: dude she just told me she didnt want to be my frend anymore.
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Another random person: duuudddeee, sheee is a total kelly...
by sum1 random February 19, 2008
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A female who does one or more of the following:
1) A person who will wake you up at 2 am to the sound of them breathing heavy and smacking their lips while eating oatmeal.
2) A racist girls who thinks its ok to joke '..my dad said if I want to visit Korea, I should just lock some trash in a bathroom and open it up in a few days'.
3) Sings Mariah Carey's touch my body in her bra while rubbing lotion on herself and eating peanut butter in the mirror. In all her fat roll glory.
4) Is fat and not cute.
1) A person who will wake you up at 2 am to the sound of them breathing heavy and smacking their lips while eating oatmeal.
2) A racist girls who thinks its ok to joke '..my dad said if I want to visit Korea, I should just lock some trash in a bathroom and open it up in a few days'.
3) Sings Mariah Carey's touch my body in her bra while rubbing lotion on herself and eating peanut butter in the mirror. In all her fat roll glory.
4) Is fat and not cute.
by melubulongtime March 2, 2009
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In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".
by Boodmanarisin September 14, 2005
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by Nick Valentine64 March 31, 2011
Get the Kelly mug.Beth: Yo, did you see Ashley wearing those heals complaining about how her parents got her the white iphone instead of the black one?
Mike: Yea, she's such a Kelly
Mike: Yea, she's such a Kelly
by flippin' January 6, 2015
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