July 12

the day where you kick anybody who's name starts with a C and ends with an N

Today is July 12, I will show no hesitation.

by averycoolpersonahahaha December 2, 2020

July 5

People who are offended outshined by people born in July 4th but are actually the underdogs

God: they have a gift that can’t be noticed, birth them in July 5th

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020

July 18th

national suck a dick day

when in doubt july 18th always helps the boys out

by thebaddestandrealest October 19, 2019

July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes

You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

July 27

Girls born on July 27th are the prettiest girls ever. Count yourself lucky if you’re born on July 27th, you’re absolutely stunning.

Person 1: What’s the date?

Person 2: July 27th
Person 1: Oh it’s that day where all the prettiest girls are born on.

Person 2: I heard that it’s Jodie’s birthday today.

Person1: Makes sense, she’s gorgeous.

by Jodie Hodgkiss November 13, 2021

july 18th

people born on this day have big giant juicy fat huge bouncy lumpy rumpys

richard: damn she has a fat ass

william: makes sense she was born on july 18th

by woman with fat cock April 22, 2021

July 26

Cute bitches only are born on july 26 (not all)

"Ohh its july 26"-girl
"It must be valeria's birthday"-girk 2

by Ahhaahahhacacahead October 28, 2019