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Joshua

Probably dark haired, green/brown/hazel eyed boy who is into mythology. Likes forests. Is very loyal friend, and good person. He likes one girl only, and will not like any others. He is stubborn but it's cute. He says he has an anger issue but you can't tell. He is sometimes emmotionaly guarded, but is really funny. He is shy at first, but once you get to know him, he is really talkative, and never runs out of things to say. Would probably go well with a Laurel. Prefers to go by Josh.
Christine," Josh is a really good friend."
Mark, "yea, he helped me a lot on my mythology project!"
Mack,"Joshua is really funny."
by Apercyjacksonreader May 6, 2019
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Joshua

He is an amazing person that you think is really weird but he’s actually a very nice person you think he wouldn’t care about something but he’s actually very nice he has kind friends and doesn’t get in any bad stuff many girls will like him because of his looks and his personality.of you call him something he will take it the right way and will ignore like it goes through one ear comes out through the other.
I am so lucky to have Joshua in my life.
by AdRiaNa_9144 May 6, 2019
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Joshua Mack

You dumb motherfucker.How dare you try and define the god almighty JOSHUA? He can read your fucking MIND with his 31 foot SCHLONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically. He will whoop your ass with a 2x4, then whoop the 2x4's ass. He might even whoop the 2x4's ass, using you as a fuckin cricket bat. He will skull fuck you if you wrong him. Last time I had an encounter with Josh, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
by God 420 69 May 7, 2019
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Joshua D

A guy who uses his mom's credit card to spend $500+ dollars on a game that is free.
Wow! That's such a Joshua D thing to do.
by Cobweb901 May 10, 2019
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Joshua

Person A: do you know joshua
Person B: Is that the bloke thats better then carl?
by frankenfrank May 14, 2019
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Joshua

That Joshua guy is a dick!
by NBAvsNFL August 9, 2019
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joshua carlin

A tall ass giant with train tracks in his mouth who likes playing video games while drinking gamer girl bath water, he also tells mom jokes and there's nothing worse than a guy who dresses like your dad tell a bitch joke.

Josh Carlin has fucking Train Tracks in his mouth and that's why he cant eat the pussy unless its put in the blender.

Another thing is if you come up to him to say HI you have to whisper because he's mildly autistic and if your too loud he'll put his hands over his ears and yell "SENSORY OVERLOAD!" and he will fucking explode from the rectum up.

Finally he really looks like jimmy neutrons brother that was in a really bad car accident and got his spine severed and now he's a crippled tard who can somehow walk.
Aiden: What the fuck Joshua Carlin you cant hide a body in the wood chipper

Josh: Shut up she's already dead

Aiden: What if they turn it on?

Josh: *Laughs all congested sounding*
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