Jon

Jon is when someone is being Jon. When the person is just so fucking annoying and stupid, jon.
Don’t be friends with jon people they can ruin your life.

Me: Omg bro look at what he/she posted

Friend: Ah this guy/girl, he’s/she’s just too jon chale

by Jon is taken so Jon August 19, 2020

jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

Jon Jon The Great

The man the myth the legend. A mysterious man he works ten times as everyone else in his passion and sets the standards he is success

I am Jon Jon The Great

by Hello2orld February 29, 2020

sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.

“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”

by Rollo423 October 2, 2022

jon-jon

king of the wild frontier silicone duckyfleshlightpoop=bucket-4rum-roof-was-landed

hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers

by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019

Jon

Someone that typically gets carried in warzone

Man, this random in our team is such a Jon

by Dth562 September 13, 2020