Jewish Dustbuster

Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.

Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster

by Skinny white chick November 22, 2019

Jewish rap around

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.

Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.

by DIENUM January 28, 2024

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.

My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.

by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025

jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018

Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.

by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023