Jewish Jerkbang

When a jew cums on a female’s face and his hot load melts the skin off her face

Lucas: Hey, I heard you and Julia tried the jewish jerkbang last night?

Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!

by Sussyman69 December 15, 2021

Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 16, 2021

jewish blumpkin

A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit

Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!

by 870 boys November 21, 2013

Jewish ethnicity

The ethnicity of Jewish people which is, African American, Chinese, and Ohio

Do you know what the Jewish ethnicity is?

by Ezme eats cats June 19, 2021

a jewish bathroom break

Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"

by alankasprzyk23 June 04, 2025

Jewish Vinyard

When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids

Hey sweetheart, are you interested in coming back to my Jewish Vinyard

by Scurbird September 26, 2020

Jewish shotgun

When you insert coins into your erect penis, and then proceed to pinch the end shut while attempting to piss. Eventually, once enough pressure builds, you release your fingers, and the coins, as well as your piss fly out of the urethra.

A homeless man asked if I had any spare change, so I preceded to shoot him with my jewish shotgun.

by Minecraftplayer4000 August 07, 2021