mary jess

best vegetarian ever!!!!
....roll time roll time roll time roll time!
lollerkaker maker.

"shes maryjess!"
mary jess!
"that thing was a major maryjess"

by jesus ricardo remirez antonio mesita blanca January 9, 2008

Jess Ritz

A woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. Shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. Dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. She likes to smoke crack and worship satan. She rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. She loves "hey delia" by the Plain White Tees, and rob jenkins

Yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz

I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

jess weeks

when a girl falls frontwards then sideways while trying to perform doggystyle

dude i was boning this chick last night and she totally pulled a jess weeks!

by MisterPee May 26, 2011

Jesse Smith

A man suffers from SDS (please refer to small dick syndrome). Says he’s in shape but we all know that baby fat is gone way before your 20. He also enjoys a very fruity appletini at times. Often referred to as a fruity person by friends.

Hey man stop being a “Jesse smith”

by George C. Mathews (professor) November 23, 2019

Jesse Lee

Someone who is hot but is a chinese syndicate.

"Have you went to China before? Yeah there's lots of Jesse Lees roaming around in there!"

by gang gang gang 343434 December 10, 2019

*jess*#6666

Someone who is freaky as hell and is Horny 24/7 and should probably see a therapist or like a priest or just god himself like holy shit.

Person 1: you're a *jess*#6666

Person 2: Thanks Daddy ;)

by Zong February 12, 2022

jess lewis

An insulting name for a sly person who sends nudes to other people when she is in a relationship.(can also mean attention seeker).

Person 1 -"Did you hear about that girl who is speaking to 20 different boys at the same time?".
Person 2 - "yeah I did, she sent nudes to all of them didn't she ?".
Person1 - "She's a jess Lewis "

by Jess is a two faced bitch March 19, 2017