Allan Jones

noun

Straight up boss. Not to be confused with racist radio host Alan Jones. Low key wishes he was LeBron James. Would do anything for his squad.

"I bet Allan Jones would appreciate this pun"

"Hundy P"

by TheCatt'sPajamas October 31, 2018

jessica jones

the sexiest, hottest, most badass bitch to ever exist ever.

jessica jones is so hot, i want her to punch me in the face

by whore4hotties January 15, 2022

Jimmy Jones

It’s Jimmy Jones, everyone knows Jimmy. He didn’t do anything special and has no accomplishments, he’s just well known

Ohhhh yeah i know Jimmy Jones

by Ppmane January 17, 2022

Jaden Jones

The best, most athletic, handsome, strongest, fastest, Wyoming Area Football player ever.

“Have you heard of Jaden Jones?”

“Who hasn’t hear of him.”

by Jaden Jones 60 June 11, 2022

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…

Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*

by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

Astronaut Jones

adjective - thought provoking, moonage, psychedelic, marijuana.

That hit took me to the moon! This weed is Astronaut Jones!

by Gringo Star October 30, 2008