A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
B: "What a Joe Jonas."
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Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?
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J-o-n-a-s
A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.
Lovely-ice-lovely-ice
He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.
And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
J-o-n-a-s
A boy who will show interest in you(romantic) but if you're not fast enough for him he will be ice cold. He will switch emotions in seconds.
Lovely-ice-lovely-ice
He will be mean to you and in the same time he will tell you how much he loves you and how sorry he is.
Don't fall for him he will poison you.
And he will tell you how much he wants to fuck you after 2 days.
Person : OH,look how handsome he is !
Person 2: yes it's Jonas
Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
Person 2: yes it's Jonas
Jonas: he girl do you want a threesome? I like your pretty hair and eyes and boobs ;)
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a real jonas would tell their friends to commit with them and a real one would definitely offer them head
a real jonas would tell their friends to commit with them and a real one would definitely offer them head
her: i loveeeee girls
jonas: i love to feel comforted for once and be cared for like im the only important thing in their world and that im such a little good boy that would literally treat you with the upmost(🤓) love.......i want to be comforted and treated with careful hands and feel like im little and cute....
jonas: i love to feel comforted for once and be cared for like im the only important thing in their world and that im such a little good boy that would literally treat you with the upmost(🤓) love.......i want to be comforted and treated with careful hands and feel like im little and cute....
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