Fucking best president ever!!! He legally owns every $20 bill. He threw a party on the whitehouse lawn with a huge wheel of cheese. He gets down with the bitches and hoes. He was the original mark wahlberg. A true badass.
by Bill Callis May 01, 2009
Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!
Michael jackson is so misunderstood.
by Morganelle August 13, 2016
an ugly boy who thinks he is cool, but is mistaken. cheats on his girlfriends with ugly smuts (look up smuts :p) and is left with no one. ALL ALONE! and ruined his best relationship. that he will never have again, or even close to. idiot. stupid. he thinks he can get anyone but he cannot, is an overall waste of oxygen!
I heard he ruined his relationship Quinn Jackson style!
you mean he ruined his best relationship with a smut?
you mean he ruined his best relationship with a smut?
by yonderers4619 January 23, 2011
7. Janet Jackson:
N. A janet Jackson, the act of revealing the titty
V. To show ones titty
Vanessa pulled a Janet Jackson.
A user said this is incoherent: "it's not a slang word"
N. A janet Jackson, the act of revealing the titty
V. To show ones titty
Vanessa pulled a Janet Jackson.
A user said this is incoherent: "it's not a slang word"
It is now motherfucker!
by the Jacksons are all crazy October 30, 2004
A famous pop singer that began his career in the 70's. He has become one of the main people to insult if you want to fit into the crowd, even though said crowd is full of morons anyway. If he was guilty of child molestation, there would probably be at least a few members of the jury that found him guilty, based on what we call 'evidence'. You know, the legal term for proof that one did something. Everyone just goes by common opinion, which just shows modern-day human stupidity.
Michael Jackson was found not guilty of these crimes. The word "not" being the nullification of the word "guilty". If you can't understand something that simple, I don't really know what to say.
by Spirit Pyromaniac December 31, 2006
by gunz September 05, 2003
Someone who can't follow through with winning the Super Bowl and loses after winning 14 games straight.
Nothing compared to the GOAT TOM BRADY.
Nothing compared to the GOAT TOM BRADY.
Matthew: Yo Ravens are gonna win this year!
Sanj: No way loser, they're about to pull a Lamar Jackson.
Sanj: No way loser, they're about to pull a Lamar Jackson.
by YooOOooOoooo2 January 26, 2020