by G. Voi October 29, 2007
A common problem among Italian men. Average height is 5'7 and the size of their penis is in direct relationship to their height. As a direct result of these two afflictions they try to over-compensate by driving cameros and wearing too much jewelry and cologne.
by John DeAngelis May 27, 2005
When a man and woman are having sex, the man takes a dump on his partner's chest. With the shit in place, the man turns around and parks it between her tits like a bulldozer for poo.
"I tried to surprise her with an Italian Parkjob, but she knew something was up when I tried to take a dump."
by Professor Honeytoast September 15, 2008
The sexual act where, after making passionate love to his partner from behind and is about to finish, the man leap frogs onto his partner's back and blows a load all over the back of their head.
When he was almost fucking his girlfriend, Joe hopped on her back and gave her the old Italian Seahorse. Needless to say, she was pretty pissed.
by Baby Jazag January 27, 2012
by ItalianMario12 June 15, 2008
by Donkey Puncharello October 03, 2005
Sarcastic term for a chauvinistic, hairy, macho, uneducated, tacky, self absorbed Italian guy. The term mocks an Italians false image of themselves as attractive or tough. The I.S. is dressed in tacky clothes, with gold chains and the shirt unbuttoned to show their animal like chest hair. They drive camaros or cheap sport cars typically in red or black in an attempt to attract tacky women. The I.S. incessantly talks about pasta or other italian food. They talk about their culture but not the things they have to be proud of. They speak of stealing or getting over or fighting and are very proud. You can find them working as landscapers or garbage men or masons. Their speech will be littered with broken italian terms or english with moronic italian sounding endings. They also try to feign they have some connection to the mafia or organized crime as if you should respect them for that. Dark skin - black hair slicked back and over done - leather shoes that you have no idea where anyone could possibly find them. Wear primarily black. Goes to the gym to lift weights rather than getting an education. Their large families propagate the idea to themselves that what they do is socially acceptable or favorable given they do not have anyone in sight that is normal.
The most hilarious thing is most of the entries for this term are great examples of what an Italian Stallion would say. Look at the group of morons saying they have large penis's and they are Hot. Great example!
The most hilarious thing is most of the entries for this term are great examples of what an Italian Stallion would say. Look at the group of morons saying they have large penis's and they are Hot. Great example!
by the dilly August 25, 2008