Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.
by jeebus55 June 15, 2011
Get the idiot pass mug.One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.
The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.
I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.
Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?
If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.
Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.
Ya dick idiot.
I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.
Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?
If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.
Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.
Ya dick idiot.
by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
Get the dick idiot mug.The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.
Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.
by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010
Get the Idiot Lotto mug.Advice which sounds wise on the surface but loses all credibility upon further examination (usually from a lack of real-world applications). It's when idiots try to give advice which sounds wise.
"Don't give up. Anything is possible."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
"That's idiot wisdom; if anything were possible, it'd be possible for something to be impossible."
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"Get rid of all the negative people in your life to be successful."
"That's more idiot wisdom. Doing that creates an echo chamber around you with no knowledge of the rest of the suffering world around you."
by JMC43 December 4, 2017
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"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011
Get the Idiot eyes mug.A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.
by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018
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