by mathpenguin April 28, 2021
Ian Pragnell is term used to describe an extremely sexy man whose true beauty can only be expressed through a song
He likes to hit things with sticks *if you know what I mean*
he’ll ram you with his massive cock, and lick your bum clean
He’s willys so big it covers my eyes
And fills all the boys up with juicy cream pies
The girls love him too but he’s a bit gay
When he walks in the changing rooms we all scream yay.
He wouldn’t think to make you pay, he’ll let you keep all your cash monay.
(Cuz he’s a slag)
Du-du-du
Cuz he’s a slag
He likes to hit things with sticks *if you know what I mean*
he’ll ram you with his massive cock, and lick your bum clean
He’s willys so big it covers my eyes
And fills all the boys up with juicy cream pies
The girls love him too but he’s a bit gay
When he walks in the changing rooms we all scream yay.
He wouldn’t think to make you pay, he’ll let you keep all your cash monay.
(Cuz he’s a slag)
Du-du-du
Cuz he’s a slag
Person 1: Wow that guys chopper is so huge he’s gotta be an Ian Pragnell.
Person 2: Of course did you not just see the way he spunked in my eye!
Person 1: Must’ve happened while his cock was covering my eyes (cuz it’s so big)
Person 2: Of course did you not just see the way he spunked in my eye!
Person 1: Must’ve happened while his cock was covering my eyes (cuz it’s so big)
by Captain hookkkkkkkk February 15, 2022
by TrueBlueHue1 August 27, 2023
Ian is a nice guy he is is in the 6th grade a friend of him agape is no longer gonna be in the same school he is so LITTT
by JC=Jaycee August 02, 2018
the MOST hottest person ever!! if he has a mullet and he's mexican take his heart!!!! he needa date some mexican girl with an "A" in her name.and dats on PERIODTTTTT!!
by >>>somebody November 13, 2020
Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.
Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"
by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020
October 27 is Hug Ian Day
by lil_nuggetyourdad October 27, 2022