German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 3, 2018

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Helmet Junkie

Someone who likes to partake in the gobbling of the helmet

Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.

Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.

Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.

Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’

by MagicWanger June 9, 2021

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I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

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Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

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