The best person ever and he is always there for you and will make you blush like heck also has a very good sense of humor and always has another nickname in store when the current one gets old :)
I love you Garyy :)
by popcorn_0158 August 16, 2022
Get the Garymug. The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.
by ReaperJK April 29, 2021
Get the Gary The Snailmug. jay: "hangs out and then what? talks about how cool it was to blast my mom?
coach steve: "a gary plays catch with you and then.. you know.. gives you illegal fireworks."
coach steve: "a gary plays catch with you and then.. you know.. gives you illegal fireworks."
by karebear2000 May 19, 2021
Get the garymug. by Diana69 December 6, 2022
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Get the garymug. by miss millar 69 November 25, 2019
Get the Garymug. When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
Get the Thanks Gary!mug.