Gary

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.
"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"

The name Gary is derived from the word spear.
by The Potster May 5, 2018
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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Gary Juled

Getting Gary Juled is when you get the worst possible outcome in a game (not getting a single generator in dead by daylight or no team members on the MVP board in overwatch), so as punishment you have to listen to Gary Jules mad world
We just got Gary Juled, play mad world. Ffs
by Mr Fod October 22, 2022
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Gary shildhauer

Evonne Johnston's Soul M8, Best Friend, Dafty , Hunky Chunky monkey, Blue Eyed Softy, Con Man, Meanie, My Everything, My World AAF XXX
Gary shildhauer is Evonnes 1 n only "Ald Man" XXX
by anonymous October 7, 2024
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Gary Winthorpe (actual)

A stand up guy. Like someone on the pupil leadership team in a Scottish high school.
by Wordsmitherybtw March 27, 2024
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Gary

Gary is a loving human, usually portuguese. Gary is very independent and does not need anyone to tell him what to do. Never play portuguese music around him he tends to make you dance. Overall gary is a very loyal, loving and independant man.
Girl: Hey look its a gary.
Boy: How do you know he is a gary?
Girl: He looks very independant and funny and all gary's are funny.
by ayucds1423 March 8, 2021
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Garying

The act of continuous nagging, complaining, and bitching about others in your place of work
Man, stop garying, just do your own fucking job
by Daniglass August 10, 2022
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