wanking the flower 

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity

i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.

wanking the flower by monkeyfoot12 March 3, 2010

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded

My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.

old ear distributes flower by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012

going to the flower shop 

going to a transexual massage parlor

I just got a fist full of dollars from the race tracks so I'm going to the flower shop!

going to the flower shop by sspamalot June 23, 2012

King's Flower 

Codename for Weed, Pot, the Marijuana, etc.

Me: "Yo man, let me get some of that King's Flower!"
My Drug Dealer: "Yo I'll sell you an eighth right now!"

King's Flower by SandyToes May 22, 2015

suck a flower 

when someone needs to take a chill pill and smell the roses. when someone will not let one thing go. "lighten the fuck up" but in nicer words.

Breh 1: Man you really getting on my nerves breh!

Breh 2: You telling me what breh?
Breh 1: Suck a flower breh!!!
Breh 2: You syced it!

suck a flower by jpHuDi July 27, 2015

go eat a flower 

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.

ya whatever go eat a flower dude

go eat a flower by hardcore13 June 19, 2017

go eat a flower 

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.

ya whatever go eat a flower nerd

go eat a flower by hardcore13 June 19, 2017