flat -brimmed cap

This cap is new out of the box and worn fresh with stickers entact. It is worn by one who prentends to show the status of their wealth by taking care of their clothes, keeping their jeans and clothes spotless, and through the fact that they are young hipsters, not all African, however generally from either LA, Northern California, or Brooklyn.

Dude, you are totally Santa Cruz with your flat -brimmed cap for an 8 year old.

by USucka July 6, 2016

mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.

- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!

by ionix January 23, 2014

Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley

Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory

by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019

flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!

Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!

by b rain t March 22, 2009

flat lego bricks

A pain in the ass for anyone who has to take them apart. Often causes two people to no longer be friends.

Person 1: pass the flat Lego bricks, please.
Person 2: ok. Just don't connect them together without leaving 1 to disconnect them

by Hortler_the_great April 20, 2018

South Side Flats

South Side Flats is a blood stained, weed smelling, broken down excuse for an apartment complex in Dallas. Do you want to get shot while sitting on your couch? Move here. Do you want your car broken into constantly even when it’s parked behind what is supposed to be a locked gate? Move here. Do you like smelling weed in a smoke free community the second you open your door? Move here. Are you and eight of your closest friends from prison looking to rent out a studio apartment for all of you to live in? Definitely move here. Just make sure you aren’t handicapped, the elevator hasn’t worked for almost a year.

Yo I just got out of jail and need an apartment. Is south side flats still there?

by _Girth_Brooks_ May 24, 2019

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020