San Francisco Sword Fight

The "San Francisco Sword Fight" is when you and your friend play sword fighting with your penises. It's kind of like a playful frot.

We were playing "San Francisco Sword Fight" in the bathroom.

by Craigscout86 December 24, 2008

Dick Fighting

To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid penis whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.

Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.

Ex 1) Set in a public restroom

Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!

Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!

Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom

Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?

Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.

by Tiestofan25 October 22, 2010

Street Fight

To have unprotected sexual intercourse.

Bruh I aint have no glove last night , so I had to street fight that bitch.

by H2OKZ May 20, 2017

Ghetto Fights

Great fucking video about fights in the ghetto's of America. There are two parts now, and they both rule. It's so fun watching these idiots in pants 10x too large beat eachother up.

I just watched Ghetto Fights and i pissed my pants because it was so funny!

by Dick September 18, 2005

Panda Bear Fight

A drink, of sorts, consisting of three drinks taken one after the other. It is an addon to the traditional Bear Fight which is an Irish Car Bomb and a Jägerbomb. In a Panda Bear Fight you follow the Bear Fight with a Sake Bomb.

We were at the bar and wanted to start the night off right. A fellow drunkard recommended a Panda Bear Fight. It was like a polar bear, a black bear, and a panda bear fighting all the way down. It was epic!

by Sir Stampalot June 28, 2011

Australian Jump-Slap Fight

1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.

2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.

1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.

2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."

by j_dizzle2869 October 21, 2005

Bull Fighter

A heterosexual male or female that is dating a homosexual member of the opposite sex. Typically, the homosexual partner in the relationship is a closet case.

Comes from such terms as "bull-dyke", "bull-queer", etc.

Poor, Frank... Doesn't even realize he's been fighting a bull.

by pseudonymx March 30, 2005