February 8

Confess to your crush day!

guy 1: hey dude you should confess to your crush
guy 2: why?
guy 1: because it's February 8!

February 8 by blueberry9 February 7, 2022

february 12 

international blowjob day

Omg it's february 12 i have to give someone a blowjob

february 12 by gongrojhe56 February 9, 2022

February 17 

February 17 is the day to ask out the girl that you’ve been crushing on for months or years.

1:wanna go out?
2:Why now?
1:ITS February 17

February 17 by Yellownote February 11, 2022

February 15 

Ignore your crush day!

February 15:
Prepare to ignore your crush.

February 15 by Morful February 12, 2022

February 21st

National Slap Your Shorter Friend Day
if you have a friend shorter than you, you can slap them on this day

Joe: Hey Steve, what is the date?
Steve: February 21st

Joe: Oh goody, you’re shorter than me right?
Steve: Yes I am
Joe: it is national Slap your shorter friend day!
Steve: Oh No
*Slap*

February 21st by SausageofRoll February 17, 2022

February 17th

National slap a kid day

Person: That kid is so annoying
Smart person: Ikr good thing it’s February 17th
Person: What’s that?
Smart person: It’s the day where you can hit a kid
Person: yay
(They hit the kid and live happily ever after)

February 17th by Space.Frogg February 17, 2022

February 22

Nobody fucking cares about asking you out when I can do that any other day.

“go ask her out it’s February 22 bro”
“no”

February 22 by Woody from ToyStory February 21, 2022