Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.

Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway

by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010

Vegas dock

Vegas dry docking takes place between 3 men where one places the tip of his penis in another's for skin while the third jerks both off with a rolling of dice motion

Tavi, justin and Tyler all got caught doing the VEGAS DOCK at work

by xOGxNinja October 13, 2016

Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.

ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.

by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019

Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.

Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!

by Refs67 June 19, 2025

Cock-Dock

NOUN: Slang term for a vagina.

Man, I straight dropped my load in her

Cock-Dock and she got angry that I didn't use the proper PPE.

by SEANeSean7701 ft Amber H June 13, 2022

dock puller

The one responible for removing used condoms that have become lodged inside someone else's asshole. A service commonly used by gay men.

Cody pulled out to find he was missing the jimmy cap he had gone in with, so Jake had to call a dock puller to come in for removal.

by SdBstr#3 October 21, 2010

Dry dock

Taking a crap with a turd so long it comes out of the water and lays on the side of the bowl.

I took a shit so big I dry docked that turd.

by Jay Bird 42 February 23, 2025