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Magic Dildo

When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.
Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....

Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......
by 62609 August 11, 2014
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strong dildo

a steel dildo heated until scalding hot
a strong dildo is used inside a males butt hole and inserted hot then is let to cool and ripped out of the butt hole
by amerx6444 March 14, 2010
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Dido Dildo

pHaTTyBaLLz: yo doody!
Dido Dildo: yo phatty!
by J Roseman May 9, 2004
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Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.
I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.
by s7l May 12, 2012
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Nebraska Dildo

The act of puting a condom over a corn cob and using it for sexual stimulation.
Stacy used a Nebraska Dildo because she lost her vibrator.
by loeff493 August 31, 2019
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dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.
Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017
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Massachusetts Dildo

A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
ect....
When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.
I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.
by Jack Queen Mcquan October 23, 2017
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