Magic Dildo

When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.

Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....

Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......

by 62609 August 11, 2014

Dido Dildo

1. The once screen name of Jay Roseman

pHaTTyBaLLz: yo doody!
Dido Dildo: yo phatty!

by J Roseman May 9, 2004

sparkling dildo

A dildo that is glittery for the gays

dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch

by queefmasterblaster February 28, 2017

Sandy Dildo

a female masturbating on the beach.

It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.

by steveisak August 24, 2011

sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

By Teddles,dandalf,jak-e thompspoon an tobyrone.

Are you using that sausage dildo

by Voldaar July 24, 2016

raining dildos

When it's raining so hard that it hurts to be outside, and it may as well be raining something hard and pointy, like dildos.

When it rains hard in Wilmington, it may as well be raining dildos because it's somewhat painful.

by Meridi October 2, 2012

Dildo Ball

When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016