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David is a very stupid boy and he is a Minecraft nerd.
Fuck, hes playing Minecraft again.

Who?

David
David by Horny 2000 March 2, 2020
A fucking blockhead gimp. Loves cock and eats shit. mentally insane and likes kids.
David stop, I’m only 6
David by Monkeypp445 March 6, 2020
David's are usually a very big guy who workout everyday. The girls don't like him because he sweats ALL THE TIME. He plays jv sports through out his highschool career and doesn't touch not one Varsity game. He his a game freak but sucks at every game he plays
David gets no playing time
David by Bigbillyboyy March 17, 2020
a bitch ass boy who plays with hearts without thinking about consequences, would not recommend
person 1: damn david played that girl

person 2: yeah he’s a real asshole
david by Dabllamapoopsquad April 12, 2020
He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.
David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.
David by Slunken April 16, 2020
Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."